Wednesday, July 2, 2008

A Little Humor

After all the talk about the house we need a little humor, so straight from Megan's mouth:

"When Liam doesn't need diapers anymore, is he going to wear princess underwear like me?"
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(Watching me get the markers out for her to color): "I don't need black and brown because they aren't beautiful."
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Me quizzing Megan after Father's Day, after complaining about some very grainy toast:
Pam: What does Daddy love?
Megan: Golf.
Pam: And what does Mommy love?
Megan: Megan and Liam
Pam: And what about Daddy?
Mac: I think Mommy loves Daddy.
Megan: Yeah, even if you buy nut bread.

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And Mamaw (Mac's Mom) makes the quote board, too:

Mac was complaining to his Mom about Liam's poor eating.
Mamaw: That's why he's so skinny.
Mac: But he's got a big pot belly.
Mamaw: So do the kids from Darfur!




Liam (altered to maintain G-rating) vs. the Darfur child
Perhaps Liam needs to be compared to an albino Darfur child for full effect. Actually, I think the African kid is a bit meatier!

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